Doesn’t Wash Hands
Should you discover your boyfriend or new crush doesn’t wash his hands after doing his business in the bathroom, the rest of the world gives you full permission to kick him to the curb. A guy who doesn’t care about the rest of humanity enough to simply put his hands under soap and running water after using the facilities deserves to be alone.
We’re all told from toddlerhood that sticking a finger up our noses to snatch boogies is gross and embarrassing. If your date (who we hope has surpassed the age of six) is mining for gold, you are hereby allowed to not return any calls guilt-free.